My jizz is the cheesiest
Nova Bristowe
I eat doritos and kick ass
and I'm all out of doritos
I eat doritos and kick ass
and I'm all out of doritos
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((OOC: guuuuys guys i’m going to bed. |D I’m so tired. G’night~ ))
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Q: Why do I stay? :l
A:
because I’m beautiful and you love me?
also, i can reach things in stores that you can’t?
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if my dick
was as big as my ego
i’d have no room for the rest of me
looks just like you
pls, i’m sexier than that
(Source: motivationalstickers)
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Q: You just called me a dog and you want me to sleep with you? I'm going to sleep by myself. In my own bed. With a handgun.
A:
bby i’m made of steel
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